No, but it still shocks me that I have somehow managed to get this far from walking around my apartment filming myself. Sometimes I watch other YouTubers and I’m just like, “How the fuck did I get here? Who the fuck let that happen?” (x)

(Source: griezmenn)

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frandlle:

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA " 

frandlle:

" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA " 

(Source: weirdnessisgood)

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spookygeiszlers:

Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.

(Source: geiszlerrs)

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lanashiftdelrey:

coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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meanieweeny:

meanieweeny:

last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myself

update: I got the job
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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole)

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radcilffe:

i do stupid shit all the time and i dont mean typical teenager stupid shit like smoking weed or skipping class. im talking about the stupid shit like poking myself in the eye with a pillow or dropping my phone on a daily basis and tripping on my own shoes and its so frustrating i want to cry

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aroxia:

swagginmun:

nefertsukia:

disneyprincessalexia:

thehufflepufffromgallifrey:

I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.

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Christ on a bike!

i cAN’T BRHREATEH

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I made the same face the mirror did

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lovelorn-xo:

castielsteenwolf:

so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far

adopt me

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homonomo:

my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon

(Source: plr2)

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olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

olympicstupiditygoldmedalist:

Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.

(Source: mustardhamsters)

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thatfunnyblog:

thatfunnyblog:

(Source: kid-n0thing)

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cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

cupcakevevo:

listening to music alone in your room like

(Source: nerdjpg)

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jedidoctor:

anythingelseisunthinkable:

every single fandom has that one character that can be paired up with basically everyone else and still be plausible

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(Source: kingofwesteros)

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not-a-comedian:

12exe:

Horton hears somebody he used to know

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do you ever regret drawing something

(Source: medimeedes)

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