No, but it still shocks me that I have somehow managed to get this far from walking around my apartment filming myself. Sometimes I watch other YouTubers and I’m just like, “How the fuck did I get here? Who the fuck let that happen?” (x)
Just saw a girl in high heels long boarding to class. Godspeed, my queen.
last week I applied to a tea store called teavana and on the application it asked why I left my old job at a pizza place and I said “I guess working in fast food just wasn’t my cup of tea” and it’s been a week and I’m still laughing at myselfupdate: I got the job
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside
i do stupid shit all the time and i dont mean typical teenager stupid shit like smoking weed or skipping class. im talking about the stupid shit like poking myself in the eye with a pillow or dropping my phone on a daily basis and tripping on my own shoes and its so frustrating i want to cry
I must have watched Shrek about fifty times, but only last night did I notice that Lord Faarquad pops a boner when the mirror shows him Fiona.
Christ on a bike!
i cAN’T BRHREATEH
I made the same face the mirror did
so my family plays this game where if someone is holding something and you yell “drop the bass” they have to drop what they’re holding so my mom was holding a carton of eggs so i yelled it and she looked me dead in the eye, dropped then eggs on the floor and whispered “you’ve gone too far”
my sister asked what type of soup I was eating but I didnt know what to say because I had just poured orange juice into a bowl and was drinking it with a spoon
Seeing a tumblr URL that is almost completely like yours.
every single fandom has that one character that can be paired up with basically everyone else and still be plausible