my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85
he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm
A dick with a future
A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.
my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey instead
why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick
look at this sick dog
that guy in the back is exactly what i’m going through at this very moment
"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."
"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."
“So what have you been up to in the holidays?”
i was deleting my facebook and then
hOW DO YOU EVEN READ THIS? SO I PLAYED THE AUDIO AND THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE
I AM SO CONFUSED
you have to summon satan to get rid of your facebook
I love how the creator misspelled apologize.
I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.
EVERYONE STOP YOUR JOKES THIS PERSON WINS EVERYTHING