graceespooks:

graceespooks:

my grandpa is always making fun of old people he sees like he’s not 85

he goes “wow today was old folks day at olive garden” i was like yeah grandpa that’s why we brought you there at 4:30pm

(Source: graceebooks)

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jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

jeankd:

astudyinjade:

A dick with a future

A dick with a 401k plan and retirement benefits.

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(Source: info96)

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condommodel:

this is still my fav

condommodel:

this is still my fav

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deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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698-5519:

luketriton:

why is sick as a dog a saying
why are dogs so sick

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look at this sick dog

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thisgingerbringstheflavor:

that guy in the back is exactly what i’m going through at this very moment

thisgingerbringstheflavor:

that guy in the back is exactly what i’m going through at this very moment

(Source: superbestiario)

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evil-bones-mccoy:

"she shouldn’t have worn that skirt to the frat party."

"yeah, well, archduke franz ferdinand shouldn’t have been wandering around sarajevo in an open-top car, so i guess he was asking to be murdered, too."

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silencesayswe-remember:

“So what have you been up to in the holidays?”

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(Source: josephgordon-levit)

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Anonymous asked: My boyfriend calls me fat :(

cocaineyeezy:

Call him single

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Track Title: i dont even know what is happening

theannieplanet:

karkinogeneticist:

i was deleting my facebook and then

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hOW DO YOU EVEN READ THIS? SO I PLAYED THE AUDIO AND THIS IS WHAT IT SOUNDS LIKE

I AM SO CONFUSED

you have to summon satan to get rid of your facebook

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dbvictoria:

Shakespearean insults, with cats.

7 more here.

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fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

fluently-sucked-by-stephen-fry:

jadenisnotonphire:

I love how the creator misspelled apologize.

I wrote it the way it was written in the captions for a British show with British spelling.

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(Source: oscarwetnwilde)

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Track Title: The Pit

fishy-bob:

darthjeff:

EVERYONE STOP YOUR JOKES THIS PERSON WINS EVERYTHING

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slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

slutfang:

finally my child can safely ram her fucking head into a doorknob this is what the future is all about what a time to be alive 

(Source: gucciballs)

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